Fact sheet
- Title
- Doody Calls – Turd World War
- Developer & publisher
- Software Amusements (UK)
- Genre
- Comedy first-person shooter
- Platforms
- Any modern web browser: PC, Mac, Chromebook, phones and tablets. Keyboard & mouse, touch, or game controller.
- Price
- Free to play (sectors 1–3). Optional one-off packs: the $1.99 Supporter Pack (sectors 4–6) and the $1.99 Expansion Pack (sectors 7–9).
- Players
- Single player with AI squadmates, plus online leaderboards
- Suitable for
- All ages: cartoon poo slapstick, no blood or gore
- Website
- www.softwareamusements.com
- Press contact
- info@softwareamusements.com
About the game
The Doodies have risen from the sewers, and only your squad stands between them and the Golden Throne.
Doody Calls is a full 3D first-person shooter played straight in the browser. Fight through nine war zones: a sewage works, a battered high street, a blacked-out shopping mall, a flooded metro line, a desert launch site and an air force base, then the Expansion Pack's beach landing, snowy mountain ridge and container ship at the docks. Each one is five "bowel movements" long, with a boss at the end.
The three newest sectors are built around objectives: storm ashore from a landing craft and take the Poo-box bunkers under machine-gun fire, fight up Brown Peak checkpoint by checkpoint while logs come rolling down, and battle through a maze of shipping containers to take the bridge of the Good Ship Stinky. Each comes with its own weather: rolling surf on the beach, falling snow on the ridge and a rainstorm over the ship.
The Doodies fight back with parachute drops from Poo-copters, Doody Tanks and jeeps, rocket-firing Plopper snipers and tougher dark breeds as the war goes on. Every so often the Golden Throne erupts in a Poonami of poo bombs. Later sectors bring the Giga Poo, a monster as tall as a building that only the Flush Nuke can stop.
Weapons include the Plunger-47, the Flush-12 shotgun, the U-Bend .50 sniper, the Poo-zooka and Air Freshener grenades. There are 200 ranks and 30 medals to earn, with online leaderboards to climb.
Under the hood is Glyph, a custom 3D renderer written from scratch. The whole game ships as a single self-contained web page.
Key features
Plays anywhere, instantly
No download, no install, no account. Desktop, mobile (portrait or landscape, foldables too, with a floating move stick and optional auto-fire) and Xbox/PlayStation-style controllers.Nine sectors of chaos
45 waves across nine hand-built war zones, every building enterable, with a boss at the end of each sector.Objective battles
New in the Expansion Pack: a landing-craft beach assault, a mountain climb to plant the flag on the summit, and a container ship to take from bow to bridge.The Giga Poo and the Flush Nuke
A towering boss that shrugs off bullets. Find the nuke case, arm it, then get clear before it launches.Poonami events
The Golden Throne erupts in a storm of poo bombs that hit players and Doodies alike. Take cover!Vehicles and air support
Doody Tanks, jeeps and Poo-copters, a lock-on Poo-zooka, and killstreak Air Freshener strikes.A dozen enemy types
From Squirts and Log Lobbers to Shadow Stools, armoured Iron Logs and swarming Sewer Slugs, plus "Dark" elites.Squad play
Three AI squadmates fight beside you. When one drops out, a new recruit joins.Tour of Duty and Prestige
Clear every sector to complete your tour, then go round again at Prestige level against tougher Doodies for a bigger score.200 ranks, 30 medals
Career progress with drawn rank insignia, a medal cabinet and online leaderboards protected against cheating.Home-made 3D engine
A from-scratch 3D renderer with dynamic lighting, shadows, fog, reflections, rain and snow, which keeps up by adjusting detail on the fly. Pick a crisp Pixel look or a Smooth one.
Screenshots
1230×686 JPEG, captured in game. Click any image for the full-size file. Free to use in coverage of the game.
Logo & icon
Free to play, fair to pay
The first three sectors are free for everyone, with no adverts and no loot boxes. Players who want the rest of the war can buy the Supporter Pack (sectors 4–6) and the Expansion Pack (sectors 7–9): single $1.99 payments that are theirs for good and work on any device with an unlock code.
The Supporter Pack includes
- Sectors 4–6, finale boss included
- Gold chrome weapon skins
- A server-verified ★ supporter badge on the leaderboards
- +25% XP and a 4th Air Freshener
- The exclusive Brown Ops Veteran medal
The Expansion Pack includes
- Sandy Bottoms Beach, Brown Peak Ridge and The Good Ship Stinky
- Objective-driven battles with new hazards
- Three new medals
About Software Amusements
Software Amusements is an independent UK studio making browser games, emulators, synthesizers and interactive experiments. Many are built as single, self-contained web pages you can play instantly. Its labels include Mutation Software (Amiga) and releases for the ZX Spectrum Next.
Doody Calls is an original parody with no connection to any other game, publisher or trademark. Squadmates, lobby players and chat are simulated by the game; there is no real-time multiplayer.










